Well, Here Ya Go

When I think about what to do after college.

I’m the new Opinion Editor of “The Breeze.” Awwww yeah.

There is a guy at my school that literally looks like a ferret that escaped a pet store and came to college to get a degree and rise above the mediocrity of ferret life.

Professors: What do you want to do after college?
Friends: Where are you going to live after college?
Strangers: So, what's after college?
Me: I don't even know what I want for dinner.

Why?

Why is it that so many commercials involve people in hot air balloons? Are hot air balloon rides really popular now and I just haven’t realized it? Or is it hipster nonsense?

bestnatesmithever:

So close.

Cartoons taught me that people are miserable at every age.

Everything is an ordeal.