Freaking Sarah and her freaking summer house

I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared… or even noticed.
How I feel as I listen to the cicadas and their horny sex call 24/7.
NBC Fact of the day:
Selection for the NBC Page Program is highly competitive, with only 60 to 80 pages selected a year out of over 7,000 applicants
Fun times.
No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself. So any mean thing that someone’s gonna think of to say about me I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half-hour.
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Lena Dunham (via ohsnapnerftoys) I freaking told you Nathan. Look at this. LOOK AT IT. |
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke






