AU: Zayn is in danger of being kidnapped by Macklemore. He pleads Obama to stop the rapper from doing him any harm but another unexpected celebrity comes to his aid. Harry’s estranged mother, The Christ Warrior, encourages Macklemore to pray his evil thoughts away. Macklemore laughs at her…then he strikes. He breaks into Zayn’s house and kidnaps him while Janet is asleep. Janet awakens to find that Zayn is missing and there are no clues to where he went besides a dirty, musty, crusty old fur coat that smelled of undeserved Grammys.
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.